if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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