I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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