Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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