I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
she smelled like a LAN party
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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