he puts the penis in happiness.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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