: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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