YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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