Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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