I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
