I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Randomize
