Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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