ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
