TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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