i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
why do cheetos always look like penises
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Randomize