whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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