She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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