well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Randomize
