i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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