rhymes with "ouble enetration"
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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