what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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