question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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