Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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