I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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