I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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