ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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