Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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