i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
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