You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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