It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
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