I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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