It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
We just shotgunned beers for America
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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