So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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