Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Randomize
