And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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