I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Floor bacon is actually really good
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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