You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
God, I missed his penis.
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