What a fucking waste of an outfit
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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