Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
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