i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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