singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
We need a shit load of segways right now
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