i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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