i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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