well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Randomize
