Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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