He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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