Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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