So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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