Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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