It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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