Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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