So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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