This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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