69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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