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Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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