Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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