Whoa Z and x make the same sound
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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