love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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