As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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